Robin Williams quotes
“Carpe per diem - seize the check.” — Robin Williams
“Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.” — Robin Williams
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“If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?” — Robin Williams
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“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.” — Robin Williams
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“Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"” — Robin Williams
“The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?"” — Robin Williams
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“The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.” — Robin Williams
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“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.” — Robin Williams
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“We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.” — Robin Williams
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“When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'” — Robin Williams
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“You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.” — Robin Williams
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